Bet THEY felt like assh-persons

Funny little tableau from work.

Me: Hey guys! I want to return this laptop. Didn't even have to use it.

Techguy the Elder: We could have used it.

Me: Sorry, I didn't even want to bring it, but I had to...in case of an emergency back at the home office.

Techguy the Younger: Did you open it?

Me: Nope. It was only opened by some cops. Got busted by the Five-O in the familial graveyard about midnight.

Elder: Well, that's because if you were (affecting a Southern accent) a God-fearin', Bible-thumpin, True Believer instead of a damn commie liberal...

Younger:...assh(catches my eye)...person

Me: Hey, so did I tell y'all I'll be starting seminary soon?